This one’s for the legends who’ve earned every wrinkle and every scar. “OLD GUY SEASONED” stitched loud across the front cuz you’ve been cranky since the Nixon years. Low-crown, lightweight, built for grill smoke, boat decks, and telling kids how it really was back in the day. Veteran-owned, made-to-order, zero apologies. If your stories start with “hold my beer” and end with a hospital visit, this hat’s been waiting for your head. Welcome to the seasoned side.

This product is an original apparel design by Shore Lines Apparel Co. It is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or sponsored by Old Bay®, McCormick & Co., or any seasoning brand. Any similarities are intended as general parody of “seasoned” culture and are not references to any specific product. 

• 70% cotton, 30% nylon
• Unstructured, 5-panel, front panel lined
• Semi-curved bill with contrasting rope
• Contrasting snapback closure
• One size fits most
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

Orders typically ship in 2-6 days. Free shipping on orders over $100. Need a different size? Every item includes one free size exchange within 30 days of delivery, just email us to get started.

Our tees run true to size with a classic, comfortable fit. If you are between sizes or prefer a relaxed look, size up. A size guide is included on each product where applicable.

Pre-shrunk DuraSoft cotton with ultra high-definition, breathable prints. Machine wash cold, inside out, tumble dry low.